Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down
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KenMcGormick 0
hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally
catladylovessus 0
hahhahahhahaha
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frozen_heart 0
lmao
eschreib 0
thats embarrassinggggggg
HatesMyMom 0
they should have made it clearer what they were asking cause even i thought that they were talking about the sex still.
SSH 0
go eff yourself. thats retarded ur an adult and how do u not know thats not what she meant retard
immortalfalconE 0
you deserved that one
cidlover 0
There would be people who would give that as a serious answer for their occupation.
yentzer 0
i agree you should have played it off as you understood the Q and gave the same A. then you could have just said you were joking or something.
bombthedisco 0
thats so funny. but at least she was able to laugh/have a sense of humor about it! i went to a doctor once for a routine check up and when i told her she was sexually active she asked how many partners i had had. when i told her she scoffed and recommended a full std workup because someone who'd "been around" as much as me was "sure to have caught something." i dont know what people normally tell her, but i always thought that 5 was a respectably LOW number for a single and sexually healthy adult. i, naturally, requested to see another physician.
Yinzernation87 0
wow thats funny, im gona be looking for an FML reading "today at work some woman told me she does anal wen i asked wut she does for a living"
iEatFood 0
Although she might have gone to first grade and learned how to spell
wildstar 0
Bwahhahahaha...that's classic. I've accidentally told my doctors too much before, as well. That pause when you realize you told them more than you should have is a seemingly long, uncomfortable one.