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whatdoyoudo United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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KenMcGormick 0

hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally

catladylovessus 0

hahhahahhahaha

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TheCrow471 0

I don't really think that was OP's fault, just some bad wording by the doctor/nurse.

Seegtease 0

Poor wording or not, it should be pretty obvious that a doctor (unless maybe in very specific scenarios maybe pertaining to STDs or some such) wouldn't need to know that information.

kas3y 0

you kinda deserved that one because you should have known but that just sucks. i feel for ya!

crampy 0

oh, just laugh it off! It is pretty funny!

choppedNskrewed 0

ohhhh ahahahaha lmao i just got this!!!!!!!!!! wooww that took my about 10 minutes of staring dumbfoundedly at the computer screen before i realized it. haha. lmao thats hilarious

Kellayy 0

oh yeah.. she wants you :P

fcuk_fml 0

oh my god.. the things ppl tell their doctors, hahahahah

nycemt83 0

Any clinician worth her salt would ask about specific sexual behaviors in order to identify and give advice on high-risk behavior. It was a logical follow-up question, you were totally right for telling her.

Scars_fml 4

I think OP is a girl. "Sometimes I would do anal?" Most guys wouldn't mind anal all the time, especially when they done it before?

AMelodyofJuly 0

#2, you are still retarded. and off point. Otherwise, Noname, at least you made a connection at the office. You're not just a number anymore, you're a name! Again, #2, really. Really? Really? I'd like to start a segment I call "Really." Really, #2? Really? Do you live in a box? Your asinine comment is really irritating. Really.