Intimacy: Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 17:38 - Slovenia - Ruse

Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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By whatashame - 01/04/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML

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Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

lawl. pubechip.

mama2b3 20

Friday 25 June 2010 9:23

hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!

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liard 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 10:27

hahahaha!

sunshine_roovers 2

Saturday 26 June 2010 15:40

LMFAO 69, oh hahaha that would be nasty thoo .. but that was funny :)

nnnnas 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 18:59

ewwwww!!

hellokeroppi 5

Saturday 26 June 2010 20:45

pig

2igutierrez31 2

Sunday 27 June 2010 3:56

tht sucks op must have been flossing nd eating doritos at the same time lmbo

prod324 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 7:37

omg ewww holy shit thts so grimey

idkwhatusername 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 8:23

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I think I just peed myself!!

therearenonames 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 8:43

OH MAN!!!! that literally made me laugh out loud.

BadKitty13 28

Sunday 27 June 2010 19:31

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! THAT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS AND PRETTY FRIGGIN GROSS ! Don't ever eat snax with him again.

supershaw 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:00

you might as well suck it now

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