Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
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Emika_fml 0
Now surely she'll remember YOU, and not the twelve other men she's given out her number to. No, seriously, this'll be a great story to tell your grandkids.
metalyoshi9 0
I see this as more of a positive event than a negative one. You got a hot chick's number. So what if you didn't watch where you went? To me this just sounds like calling for attention and shouldn't be on here. >_>
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musicislife_fml 0
Dude, whether they'll admit it or not, people walk into things alllll the time. Don't sweat it. Plus, like everyone else is saying, she'll remember you above everyone else do to you running into the metal bar...
Magenta35 0
aww... don't feel too bad dude. a lot of girls think guys that run into stuff waving at girls are cute/funny. call her anyway. good luck with her! :D
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
were you eating alone?
bambiNo_fml 0
douche! I guess it's a talking point for next time you meeeet. CALL HER
Zoa_fml 0
That'll be a nice story to tell the grandchildren someday!
laughterinme 0
Dude, I've always thought it was cute when guys have moments like that. Of course, I'm a 24/7 klutz, so I understand and see the humor, not the embarrassment.
labelleza329 0
if I were her, I'd be flattered that you walked into a pole for me ;-)
aqua__marine 0
call her!! you should still call her
stolen_sammich 0
aww that sounds adorable xD As long as you can laugh about it with her later, i'm sure she'll think it was cute too.
maddog_fml 0
Haha, nice one dude!! No big deal. Just call her for a date. #8 LOL @#6 Dude, I wonder how that comes