TanjinaRubbaiyat
Bangladesh
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Washington, United States
I'm surprised
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Deception
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Perfect
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
Anonymous
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
nofriends
Boise, United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
I Feel Horrible
San Francisco, United States
Awkward small talk
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Iamlonesometonight
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Funless
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Disappointing
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Reeen
Pittsboro, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Top comments
timewarpist 1
Well, it was a surprise for both of you.
braFTW 0
Someone doesn't like surprises...
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Comments (31)
nolimits 0
That does indeed suck, but most of the time it's best to just rip that Band-Aid right off :(
relyo 0
Surprise!!!
Nic_hole 0
dang that's bogus..
davidhasmorefun 0
you should have thrown a tantrum right there and yelled at everyone to leave. cause I mean you did create the party.
Gspinfan 0
This is one of those posts that needs clarification. Why exactly did you get dumped? Did he tell you that he really hates surprises(bad childhood experience) and you didn't listen? Because then you completely deserved it for not listening to your significant other.
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
woah
Namenlos_fml 20
I agree with Gspinfan. It's your own damn fault for not listening to someone when they talk about pet peeves and dislikes. Not everyone likes surprises, and some people even loathe them with a passion. But if that's not the case then I agree... that's ****** up... Good luck finding a way to get back at him. (Make sure it's harsh)
Loveya448 0
Good for you. You got rid of the ass.. Well, he got rid of you.
Freeze_fml 17
And that's when he said, "Surprise!"
luvbug12321 0
That's exactly what happened to Cameron Diaz' character in What Happens in Vegas... totally lacking creativity
OddShoeLaces 13
yeah thats what I was gonna say.. maybe I should leave an fmylife saying i got fired from my job and my dad is my boss. :P
RachelTM 0
Maybe so, but what happens in moves can also happen in real life. Especially something such as this. Lighten up. ;-)