TanjinaRubbaiyat
Bangladesh
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Washington, United States
I'm surprised
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Deception
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Perfect
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
Anonymous
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
nofriends
Boise, United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
I Feel Horrible
San Francisco, United States
Awkward small talk
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Iamlonesometonight
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Funless
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Disappointing
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Reeen
Pittsboro, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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timewarpist 1
Well, it was a surprise for both of you.
braFTW 0
Someone doesn't like surprises...
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Comments (31)
perdix 31
YDI because I hate surprise parties! Hopefully, the hatred of these conspiritorial ambushes will spread and this barbaric ritual will end in my lifetime. I can see your ex-bf singing, "It's my party and I'll dump if I want to, dump if I want to …"
ladida94 0
yep just like what happens in Vegas... fyl for having no originality! lol
marycharles 0
fake! that's from what happens in Vegas. do u really think we are all that stupid to believe you?
TheRipper_fml 0
#13, yeah, being a dirty little ***** is a great way to let the ex know he made a mistake by dumping her.
Jeff2017 0
Should of asked one of his friends.
dogpaws44 0
wow, i have to agree with those people... the EXACT same thing happened in What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas, so i'm guessing this didn't actually happen... and if it did, that sux
Marissa_Estelle 0
Why is everyone getting so defensive? That could have really happened.
Huevo_fml 0
Your ex-boyfriend does not like surprise parties then
rockinartisthd 0
was that not in the movie "WHat Happens in Vegas" with Cameron Diaz and Ashton kutcher
CakeEater 15
Surprise!