Transportation: Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a...

By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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Thanks Officer

By Selective Seatbelt Struggle - 01/12/2022 10:00

Today, I tried to put my seatbelt on. For some reason, it absolutely refused to click. I got frustrated, gave up, and just went on without it. I then got pulled over for not wearing it. I said to the officer, "Stupid question: can you TRY to put my seatbelt on?" He did. With no trouble. What did I do different? FML

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By joshualover - 23/09/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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Less haste, less speed

By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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Detained

By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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daniel_dd31 13

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:17

You get REALLY nervous around police.

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:18

Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.

Comments

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:23

Quickly roll down your tinted mirrors as well. You don't want to get a ticket for tinted windows now do we.

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:24

This would have been a comic opportunity for the cop. Approach the vehicle and just move your mouth while making motions to roll down the window.

laylay33 6

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:26

Lol

goodoldave 17

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:30

Wow.

toughchick14 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:31

Wow fail!

OrangeKnife 10

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:32

.-. I don't want to live on this planet anymore :|

billyz77 24

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:35

We aren't stopping you.

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:44

Good news is real-estate is cheap out there but the commute is a bitch.

elephantsarecute 16

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:54

This line is so overused. Everyone has had derpy or stupid moments throughout history and suddenly it's a reason to not live on this planet?

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 7:42

34 - You were previously in a gang, yet THIS makes you not want to live on this planet anymore? Really?

CyborgBanana 12

Saturday 29 December 2012 18:32

34's bio made me laugh a little I admit, what a joke. I suggest you all have a read, and assume that 34 is twelve years old pretending. It just make's it more funny.

OrangeKnife 10

Sunday 30 December 2012 5:06

I don't find it very funny at all, coming from from me that's bad, considering I have a extremely decent sense of humor. I suggest you don't make fun of anyone on this site, now go play outside kiddo.

skyenoelle 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:33

Wow, nice job. Watch out; you might get pulled over next time with a move like that. It might look like you're driving drunk. Or just plain stupid. Either way, it's things like this that make me scared to even drive.