Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends car. I looked over to the left and was greeted by a van full of adolescent boys waving and making the "call me" hand gesture. I then happened to looked down and realized that my right boob was completely out of my top. FML
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Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML
Today, I should probably throw out my old, torn dress as my boob popped out to say hello to a passing car. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I ran downstairs to meet the Amazon driver and threw on a shirt in a rush. Only after he left did I realise it was my shirt with artful rips in the design and I'd forgot to put on a vest under it. I'd flashed the driver my entire right boob with nipple piercing through one of the holes. FML
Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
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shady_angel 0
how is it not possable to tell ur boob is out of ur top????? I know i would notice.....
carriealana 0
That's what you get for driving in the backseat. I don't even know how you managed that one! Just kidding. I just hate it when people say driving when they weren't actually driving >_> ANYWAY yeah you probably should've noticed that one. I'd say you deserved it.
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DamnGoodTimes 0
Lucky guys.
If_Only_S 0
You had your boob out and you still had to sit in the back seat? FYL XD
friedman_fml 0
did you give them your number?
xolotl 0
how do you not notice that earlier?
ah_haha 0
#34 is pretty funny too. I'm thinking this was more an evening/going to the beach thing - she's sitting in the back seat because she's having some drinkies while someone else drives. Feeling pretty happy because she's imbibed too much, that's why she hasn't noticed that her boob fell out of her bikini/boob tube. One of my friends had her boob pop out of her top while dancing at a club once, ha ha ha. Either way, whatever happened, made me laugh.
Cantexplain1234 0
Girls exaggerate, it was most likely just really showing. If it was completely out, and she didn't notice it, it is her fault entirely. As for the adolescent boys, they consider themselves lucky, thats one hell of a story to tell.
hayyyyyy88 0
and you didnt notice it?
Jack_Of_Spades 0
Wouldn't you feel some sort of breeze?
zebendyone 0
Obviously those of you commenting don't understand the way the human body works. If there's some sort of stimulus (like, for example, a slight breeze on your boob) for a long period of time, you don't feel it anymore. Same way you don't feel a band-aid the ENTIRE time you're wearing it. Not her fault. Completely non-slutty people wear clothing that is capable of falling. You people are super judgmental.
Blind_Ninja 0
A few things... first, if she DOES in fact have implants, that alone answers the question of why she wasn't wearing a bra. second, boobs fall out a LOT without girls noticing. And there's always some asshole that tells them and ruins my good time. third, as a guy, if my zipper was down, it's very much possible that my penis could be poking out my boxers and me not notice. On a related note, why do they have the opening in the front of boxers anyway? Does anybody actually use it? I always pull down. fourth, maybe she was dancing in the back seat. Has anybody here ever seen the Dave Chappelle show? On the first episode when he had the girl in the car in that skit, her boob popped out and she didn't notice. This goes back to my second point... boobs fall out all the time without the boob owner knowing.
Amphysvena 11
I'm not quite sure how this answers the question of why she wasn't wearing a bra. I know a couple of girls who got implants and still wear bras. So, I think the question of why she wasn't wearing a bra is still valid and unanswered.