Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends car. I looked over to the left and was greeted by a van full of adolescent boys waving and making the "call me" hand gesture. I then happened to looked down and realized that my right boob was completely out of my top. FML
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**** McGee
Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
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Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Wardrobe malfunction
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Free hugs
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML
Today, I should probably throw out my old, torn dress as my boob popped out to say hello to a passing car. FML
Malfunctioning equipment
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
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Today, I ran downstairs to meet the Amazon driver and threw on a shirt in a rush. Only after he left did I realise it was my shirt with artful rips in the design and I'd forgot to put on a vest under it. I'd flashed the driver my entire right boob with nipple piercing through one of the holes. FML
Panic on the streets
Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
Hanging
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
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shady_angel 0
how is it not possable to tell ur boob is out of ur top????? I know i would notice.....
carriealana 0
That's what you get for driving in the backseat. I don't even know how you managed that one! Just kidding. I just hate it when people say driving when they weren't actually driving >_> ANYWAY yeah you probably should've noticed that one. I'd say you deserved it.
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mikeloyst 0
yeaaahhhh number 6!!!!! show us a pic or we will dub you a fake FMLer for life
Sarahhh4978 0
ok how do you not notice that
123sploosh 0
haha been there. dont worry about it too much its probably cause your really pretty they wanted you aha
dogooddan 0
oh my god i might have been in that van.....
1234five 0
how the **** can u not notice. and who the hell walks on the freeway
stronascurge 0
hey smartie, she wasnt walking on the freeway, she was in her friends car. and that happens to me a lot too, especially if its hot out and you were wearing like a tank top or something to begin with. you really cant tell. i mean the other day i went to a wake in a strapless dress and when i went to bend over to pick up a mint that fell my whole dress got pushed below my boobs and i didnt nootice for a good whole minute. luckily there were only like two people in that particular room, but still. ;P
ihatebunnys2 0
that must have been hot
zolltf 4
pics or it didn't happen ;) xD im joking (unless you want to) but you still deserve it.
Vishpal 0
How the hell was she driving in the back seat? XD
dsegui4 0
you didn't feel the breeze?? hahaha