Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends car. I looked over to the left and was greeted by a van full of adolescent boys waving and making the "call me" hand gesture. I then happened to looked down and realized that my right boob was completely out of my top. FML
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Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML
Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML
Today, I tripped and fell, and didn’t realize my tank top strap broke. I walked around with my boob out for a solid 3 minutes in PUBLIC until my friend ran up behind me and yanked my tank top back up. He found it funny, and apparently everyone else got a great view. Talk about embarrassing. FML
Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML
Today, I should probably throw out my old, torn dress as my boob popped out to say hello to a passing car. FML
Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML
Today, I ran downstairs to meet the Amazon driver and threw on a shirt in a rush. Only after he left did I realise it was my shirt with artful rips in the design and I'd forgot to put on a vest under it. I'd flashed the driver my entire right boob with nipple piercing through one of the holes. FML
Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML
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shady_angel 0
how is it not possable to tell ur boob is out of ur top????? I know i would notice.....
carriealana 0
That's what you get for driving in the backseat. I don't even know how you managed that one! Just kidding. I just hate it when people say driving when they weren't actually driving >_> ANYWAY yeah you probably should've noticed that one. I'd say you deserved it.
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Comments (109)
sugarcupcake 0
Why didn't you have a bra on?
tamoodielovesmar 1
i no right.. maybe ops bra was small and it fell..... idk,man
Angelkisses130 26
She was probably wearing like a strapless top or something
NorfolkDude 2
I'd imagine it would suddenly feel cold if one popped out?
larzipanz 0
how does that even happen...?
VolleyballSMASH 1
My guess is ops an idiot.
HerrKevin 0
FML? You should consider yourself lucky. If you were a guy in a similar circumstance you'd probably be a registered sex offender now.
AliSama 17
You back seat drivers cause accidents!! too distracting you are!
firefighter_mike 1
What, are you Yoda now?
HANGtheFREAK 0
Wow. Good Job, you FAIL.
Tehalon 0
How can you NOT feel that? (If it's because of implants then its your own fault, implants are for losers!)
rudegirlmania 10
Theyre not for losers, you're just an assuming bitch. Who probably even wants one but can't afford it.
lexybunny555 1
They're not being an assuming bitch..they're just stating that fake boobs are for losers. Or completely fake girls who feel so insecure that they need to have giant fake boobs in order to get attention from guy, which isn't true, as long as you're not going after assholes.
firelava 12
Breast cancer is very common so mastectomy scars can be concealed or compensated with implants. Also some boobs can be just be very unattractive, why look down and hate them every day if you can afford to change it?
darkbrownmascara 0
#11 has got it right, why weren't you wearing a bra? And if you were wearing something that didn't need a bra... well... your fault. Shouldn't be wearing nightwear as daywear.
Eternity_fml 0
As a ton of people above me have already stated, how can you NOT feel something like that sticking out? (Unless, it's an implant, but...) I'm a guy, but I seriously don't get how you can't feel that. I sure as hell would know if my dick was sticking out of my pants.
ohdamn_fml 2
Haha #19, true sh*t I don't get it either. If she WAS wearing a bra, it got through two lines of defense. Maybe your boobs are trying to tell you something Also...there had to be two other people in the car with her, and no one noticed?
RainbowAngel666 6
They either didn't wanna say anything, or were enjoying the view. Lol.