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Kick the power cord into their face and rage quit your job.
How didn't they notice it wasn't plugged? Everyone knows how to do that anyway...
Ydi for not checking it was functional before leaving.
Ever heard of a phone YDI
Next time tell em to call 911 lol and they'll be arrested for stupidity
Next time ignore the call? either that or ask them to pay you plenty for over-time, while asking for time off away from the idiots you have to deal with.
Now is your work at a mental facility?
NOT THE CORD!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, NOT THE CORD!!!! oh wait... you just... yeah... you put it right there and.... yeah oh ok I gotcha... false alarm heh... hey listen sorry about... nah no worries. I just need some sleep so I can wake up early to do this all over again. shitty hours huh?... yeah man they're killing me. hardly spend anytime with the kids now, and there is just too much going on to do anything with em. especially at a job like this. just smile and take it like yah can man, or snag something else. some people aren't cut out for other types of works. do something you like and stick with it for awhile. its hard to find something that you love to do, but you should never stop trying.
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They didn't figure that out themselves for at least an hour? They better pay you good money
TV WHY YOU NO TURN ON? *smashes buttons on remote* WHY YOU NOT WORK? *pushes TV button* WHAT THE **** *ragesthrowsremotecontrolthoughwindow* *calls support people* WHY YOU NO FIX TV? WHY TV STILL BROKED? I WANT THIS FIXED NAAAAAAAAOOOOO! YOUR TECHNICIAN FAIL AT LIFE! HE MORON! *op drives to house plugs in cord* :|