Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got a ticket for driving on the wrong side of the road. It was a one-way street. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
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Top comments
nzhx 23
I'd say "no reason at all" is not the right wording in this situation. There's no way there wasn't any other indication that you were driving where you shouldn't have been.
Sandsh8rk 36
The majority of cops are there to help you. Co-operate with them if you get pulled over and nothing bad will happen.
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Comments (44)
delfino1604 24
it's people like you that get the cops so mad. getting defensive when your braking the law. lucky he didn't beat your ass
ChickenNug 17
How do you not notice you're going the wrong way down a one way street?
worldclassrager 41
There should have been a sign before you pulled out saying one way...
JohnEvans 3
Your an idiot for not knowing
Kramer1998 20
Well than you were doing something
drrobotnik1 18
you should thank your lucky stars he did not execute you in the street. YDI.
ke17189 21
How did you not notice???
GhostFox 34
Things like this are why I have panic attacks in cars, even when I trust the person driving the car I am in. It's everyone else on the road I am worried about.
kaysiescott 11
That's really rough.
izzajaneful 24
Big difference between "for no reason at all" and "for some unknown (to me) reason".