Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home and noticed my kitchen light was on. I was annoyed because I'd definitely switched it off that morning. Then I noticed that I'd left the curtains open. The sun was shining directly through the window onto the wall. I'd spent five minutes investigating sunlight. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, I went to open my bedroom curtains while still in my pajamas, which, in my defense, were just a very oversized T-shirt. I didn’t realize the window cleaners were outside until I heard one of them say, “Morning!” We made prolonged eye contact before I slowly closed the curtains like I was lowering the lid on my own coffin. FML
Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML
Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
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Bmlacme 3
EWWW!! Why would you do that? That's just gross..
Lemun 1
LOL A little too confident ;)
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Shadow_Sniper 0
#21 +25
menotu 0
wow you ppl are waaaaaaaaaaaay to harsh, you have no right calling her ugly, did you ever think that mabye the man just had something called integrity...respect for women, perhaps he felt he was giving good advice incase the woman didnt know the blinds were open. Not all men think about is sex sex sex, some of us Do actually have integrity.
kike123 0
Wow that's horrible! What an ASS. If he didn't like what he saw, he should have just looked away. He didn't have to insult you like that. Don't worry, I would've looked and complimented you too!!! In person!!! lol ;)
HapyUHaveItWorse 0
unless ure ass ugly, he was probably just trying to tell u without embarassing u by doing it directly damn some ppl are dumb. or r u ugly?
ColdChoas 4
Well honestly darling, he probably felt awkward about the whole situation. It's not everyday a man gets that lucky, working near a girl like you. I would have probably left the note too, just to be polite. That doesn't mean I wouldn't like for that to happen ;)
DietBroccoli 0
*****... and yes, I'd say the same thing if it was a guy who did it. and #214. How is he an ass, she is publicly parading herself in an obnoxiously self obsessed and indecent way. I'd probably say the same thing.
tdobby 0
slutt. lol you deserved that. (;
rukiddinme_fml 0
why would you assume that he would want to see you naked? What if he has a family?
rovert122333 0
He was just trying to be nice. and plus, he could be married.
WeAreBroken 0
Maybe He was just being nice...letting you know he could saw...