Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML
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Today, my roommate's noisiest cat passed away. My previously-silent cat has decided that someone has to fill the void, and has been running around the apartment howling ever since. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, my housemate's cat began meowing at 2:15am. After about 10 minutes of continuous caterwauling, it finally shut up. Almost immediately afterwards, a car with thumping bass music pulled up to idle in the street right outside my window. FML
Today, I've found that it's hard to focus on important things when your roommate won't stop singing at the top of his lungs, without any music playing mind you, especially when his singing voice sounds like a cat being forced through a meat grinder. FML
Today, I heard a scream that sounded suspiciously like my cat when he's just had a nightmare or is otherwise in a state of extreme distress. I found him chilling on my couch, so I walked back to my room, when I heard the scream again. I ran back and he was still chilling. It was my neighbor's son screaming outside. FML
Today, I know there's something wrong with my cat when his meowing starts to sound really weird. But just now, his meow has gotten so unusual that he actually scared the shit out of me. I thought it was an entirely different cat that got into my house before I looked back. Yeah, he's going to the vet. FML
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
Today, my extremely affectionate and docile cat, whom I love like a child and has never drawn blood, scratched my roommate of one day in the face while I was at work. She claims he just went ballistic, and I don't believe she's telling me everything. What the hell did she do to my cat? It's gonna be a long lease. FML
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
Today, I woke up to noises from downstairs. I practically pissed my pants and called the cops. Turned out it was just my cat being a dickhead in the living room. FML
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lexi_k 0
Wow...That's pretty reminiscent of my freshman year roommate. She would meow and crawl between your legs every time you came in the room. I switched halfway through the semester because she was freaking insane.
Emrysa 1
If that's all they do, not a big deal. My best friend makes little cat noises when he works. I've learned what they mean, so I can tell if he's tired, annoyed, happy, ect. It's actually pretty amusing.
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Comments (73)
sparxva 12
Just get a water bottle sprayer and spritz him everytime he does it. I can't help you with the marking territory issue though.
iloveblackshirt6 0
HAHAHHAHHA. that comment made my day xD whoaaa...thats kinda sad...:/
DrPluton 0
Watch out! Your roommate is expressing his fursona. Next thing you know, he'll come home in a plush animal costume.
ScaryyMary 14
No.
WTFpancakes 0
i would meow back xD
Reh548 0
haha, sounds like me!!
ZeroCharisma 0
Tell him to shut the hell up. Problem solved.
babylon_pride 0
That sounds like an awesome roommate. At least he isn't anal and keeps arguing with you, or is completely different in every way. But if he keeps acting weird, then just be weirder. :) It works every time.
KHADOOZLE 0
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE A CAT? HOMEWORK ALWAYS MAKES ME GO CRAZY AND BECOME DILLUSIONAL!
nyc718 0
i had a roommate who spoke to himself when i was stationed in Pensacola. My advice to you is when he pushes you button wrong one time punch him in the face. It'll hit that reset button and he'll be back to normal. Works all the time.
doof_fisch 2
Scratch his back and see if he sticks his butt up in the air. He might be wanting something.