Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML
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iselilja 0
ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb ****! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!
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null_fml 11
Yellow dress and pink pumps? Those don't match at all!
TheKitsune 0
I think I'd call him just out of curiosity rather than genuine interest in a relationship O_o
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Bastet1981 3
Call him, just out of curiosity. But honestly how can you not notice what he is wearing when you were smiling at him?
x_sta 0
I don't really get this. He's interested in you.. so he's prob not gay anyway.. Just call him :)
dyld921 2
Have you ever considered that maybe he's a woman?
22jrdn55 15
so s/he is either a gay guy who also enjoys flirting with girls or a lesbian woman! either ways id call just to make sure. by the way, how the hell do you not notice s/he is wearing a dress while s/he was sitting next to your table?
cgregg01 0
OP probably could only see the top part of his outfit if he was sitting down at a table or booth, depends on where he was positioned at the table. May have just looked like a yellow top, hell I don't know! LOL! Either way, I'd be too curious and would have to call just to see what was up.
ChurchofFagenism 0
^ Epic. And he had good style too - he never wore socks with his sandals.
dsrs3777 0
So he's either a woman and your eyesight could use a little work, or he's a guy doing some sort of frat initiation/frosh party/sports team initiation. I'd assume not gay since he was flirting. side note: HAHAHAHA yes thank god for real christian men in America. I'm a religious studies major and I can tell you now that real christian men in America are a HUGE part of the problem and negative stereotyping towards Christianity....for a good reason. They're crazy. Go thump a bible
danielleFML 0
Well apparently she/he is hot, so go out with him!
nom_nom_nom 0
awww, that sucks. It's always the gay ones that are the really hot ones. But I don't understand why he'd leave his number unless he was straight.. maybe it was a dare to wear that out?
sexymessy 0
The Op's name is "badatgenders" so I'm assuming it was a woman she just thought it was a guy ,.. How you don't notice the dress is beyond me Op!!
flinkpamingo 0
I hate it when that happens!