Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML
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iselilja 0
ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb ****! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!
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null_fml 11
Yellow dress and pink pumps? Those don't match at all!
TheKitsune 0
I think I'd call him just out of curiosity rather than genuine interest in a relationship O_o
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veliki 0
goddamit
Kuramasan_fml 12
yeah....... according to Eddie Izzard there's the male version of tomboys. They crossdress but still like the ladies.
im_a_dinosaur 0
hahahaha you must be reall experienced in this field.
vikingted 0
protips; it was actually a girl and she didn't notice until afterward.
Emriss 0
Aw sweetie. I have a thing where I always crush on and flirt with guys who are actually gay, but I've never blundered into a cross-dresser!
gelfling 0
Homophobia is for losers! Go on the date anyway! You were attracted before you realised if the person was male or female or intersexed.
achim_fml 0
how did you not notice the dress before he went up to your table?
slowlybreakingme 14
how could you not notice the outfit in the first place?
karla577 0
That's your fault for flirting with him or hinting him anything! anyways whats so bad about drag queens? gosh.
yellow12345 0
haha that's gotta be a tad awkward and wierd. guess we all have our own style