By badatgenders - 03/10/2009 22:49 - Norway

Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML
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iselilja tells us more.

ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb ****! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!

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Yellow dress and pink pumps? Those don't match at all!

I think I'd call him just out of curiosity rather than genuine interest in a relationship O_o

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yeah....... according to Eddie Izzard there's the male version of tomboys. They crossdress but still like the ladies.

hahahaha you must be reall experienced in this field.

protips; it was actually a girl and she didn't notice until afterward.

Emriss 0

Aw sweetie. I have a thing where I always crush on and flirt with guys who are actually gay, but I've never blundered into a cross-dresser!

Homophobia is for losers! Go on the date anyway! You were attracted before you realised if the person was male or female or intersexed.

how did you not notice the dress before he went up to your table?

how could you not notice the outfit in the first place?

karla577 0

That's your fault for flirting with him or hinting him anything! anyways whats so bad about drag queens? gosh.

haha that's gotta be a tad awkward and wierd. guess we all have our own style