Star Wars, Cute and Health: Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short...

By Emily - 05/12/2012 17:55 - United States - Boston

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

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Wednesday 5 December 2012 22:07

"Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"

Rommel1942 9

Wednesday 5 December 2012 22:08

If that isn't love I don't know what is xD.

Comments

lonx805 1

Thursday 6 December 2012 3:37

Ahahahahaha, you've gotta admit . That is pretty funny . (;

saltycookies 5

Thursday 6 December 2012 3:50

I'm sorry you're sick but have a sense of humor. It'll help in the long run

sadistmonkey 19

Thursday 6 December 2012 4:04

Your boyfriend fails. Darth Vader's breathing is LONG and heavy.

the_enigma1019 1

Thursday 6 December 2012 4:17

Look at it this way, your boyfriend has a sense of humor, which is getting rarer and rarer these days...

tlugardo 5

Thursday 6 December 2012 4:56

I thought it was dark vapor too...I guess im no star wars genius...but yea OP I would have just laughed it off

mercsl65 7

Thursday 6 December 2012 5:31

Women here is one of the most important pieces of information anyone can give you about men. We will try to make u feel better by making a fun innocent joke. At Least he didn't ask u to give him a bj, albeit slowly.