Star Wars, Cute and Health: Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short...

By Emily - 05/12/2012 17:55 - United States - Boston

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2013 20:52 - Norway - Nesoddtangen

Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

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By FueledByFate - 04/02/2016 04:59 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML

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By Lua - 28/06/2016 17:09 - France - Laon

Today, my friends renamed my dog, “Dog Vader.“ Yes, my dog has asthma. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 04:56 - United States - Medina

Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 11:47 - Denmark

Today, I got the flu. Feeling really sick and depressed, I called my boyfriend to get some comfort. When he didn't answer his phone, I called his house, only to hear his mother telling me, "He was so sad that you guys broke up." I didn't know. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2012 06:23 - United States

Today, my fiancé called and hung up right after I answered. He called back 5 minutes later demanding to know the name of the man who answered my phone. This "man" was me. I have bronchitis. Yes, he's aware of this. FML

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By n - 04/04/2015 18:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML

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By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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Wednesday 5 December 2012 22:07

"Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"

Rommel1942 9

Wednesday 5 December 2012 22:08

If that isn't love I don't know what is xD.

Comments

lonx805 1

Thursday 6 December 2012 3:37

Ahahahahaha, you've gotta admit . That is pretty funny . (;

saltycookies 5

Thursday 6 December 2012 3:50

I'm sorry you're sick but have a sense of humor. It'll help in the long run

sadistmonkey 19

Thursday 6 December 2012 4:04

Your boyfriend fails. Darth Vader's breathing is LONG and heavy.

the_enigma1019 1

Thursday 6 December 2012 4:17

Look at it this way, your boyfriend has a sense of humor, which is getting rarer and rarer these days...

tlugardo 5

Thursday 6 December 2012 4:56

I thought it was dark vapor too...I guess im no star wars genius...but yea OP I would have just laughed it off

mercsl65 7

Thursday 6 December 2012 5:31

Women here is one of the most important pieces of information anyone can give you about men. We will try to make u feel better by making a fun innocent joke. At Least he didn't ask u to give him a bj, albeit slowly.