By nicholascageonyourface - 09/06/2013 05:13 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
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Welshite 39

You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!

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SWC_Penguin 17

Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.

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Kkmars 22

Basically the internet summed up in one FML.

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Sonii008 19

That illustration made my day! ^^

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3813_fml 4

Oh Lord poor cats for living with a psycho x))

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YoZesto 7

The masks are so detailed.

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Theglc20 27

At leasst she was consistent and gave the cats masks too :D

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devans00 14

Great creepy/funny story, OP. The illustrator did a nice job catching the vibe.

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Ruukasu2005 9

That's... just... creepy.... Hilarious though!

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martin8337 35

The only thing worse than that if her and cats were wearing Gary Busey masks.

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