Miscellaneous: Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door,... - FML

By nicholascageonyourface - 09/06/2013 05:13 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 9 June 2013 15:54

You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!

SWC_Penguin 17

Sunday 9 June 2013 16:00

Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.

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Kkmars 22

Monday 24 February 2014 8:44

Basically the internet summed up in one FML.

Sonii008 19

Monday 24 February 2014 14:03

That illustration made my day! ^^

3813_fml 4

Monday 24 February 2014 16:26

Oh Lord poor cats for living with a psycho x))

YoZesto 7

Monday 24 February 2014 23:04

The masks are so detailed.

Theglc20 27

Tuesday 25 February 2014 0:46

At leasst she was consistent and gave the cats masks too :D

devans00 14

Tuesday 25 February 2014 5:08

Great creepy/funny story, OP. The illustrator did a nice job catching the vibe.

Ruukasu2005 9

Friday 28 February 2014 9:15

That's... just... creepy.... Hilarious though!

DarksideDoll 31

Saturday 1 March 2014 3:49

I. Would. Pee.

SummonerMaenad 22

Saturday 1 March 2014 9:06

Disturbing on so many levels...

martin8337 35

Saturday 1 March 2014 15:29

The only thing worse than that if her and cats were wearing Gary Busey masks.

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