nicholascageonyourface
Papillion, United States
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
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Welshite 39
You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!
SWC_Penguin 17
Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.
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JFloUnknown 24
Man I never get to see crazy stuff like that. Just half naked hairy old people who don't know how to put clothes on to answer the door. And a lot of drunks and potheads.
kennaem1 11
They were trying to find the Declaration of Independence
seriouscat 11
That's going to be me when I'm older.
Phustercluck 11
I know we're not supposed to contest the veracity of FMLs, but it's hard to believe that there was one, let alone many cats, that would tolerate a mask.
mikeymayhem_87 15
You'd be surprised at what crazy cat ladies are capable of... Hence the crazy part!
buckdharma 37
#44 Not if you use a reward system such as pizza.
yzzami 17
Troll granny strikes again
WaBrewer 11
That is ungodly disturbing.
buckdharma 37
This sounds like a kitty Cage cult. They were probably kept in cages and forced to watch City Of Angels on a loop, non stop. The only way to deprogram them is to "uncage" them, so to speak.
5oapbox 4
Not to be confused with the infamous Kitty Kage Kult.
crazytwinsmom 25
Don't knock the potheads, they tip with joints. At least they used to when I delivered.
Joshawott 21
The cats had the dresses or the masks?
tuckit 28
Haha, That's awesome. Sounds like something my grandmother would do! :D