nicholascageonyourface
Papillion, United States
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
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Welshite 39
You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!
SWC_Penguin 17
Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.
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Comments (105)
MackAttackkkk 12
You're life does not suck, that is awesome!
5oapbox 4
FYL? FHerL! Damn...
xomby 15
So freaking creepy!!
jst219 15
That's really creepy. Give her the pizza and run for it.
Ibeatmyself 3
Tell my grandma I say hi and to keep rocking the nick cage mask
netsirkylime2 9
She is either really awesome, and up on the times and did a really awesome job Cageing you OP, or she's just really creepy. For your safety I hope it's not the latter.
theannak 7
She had just watched The Purge and got a little to into it...
Zebediabolical 43
I don't see the problem. You give them the pizza take the cash and walk away. But **** your life? Seriously? It was that bad that it scarred you for life? Where I'm from that would be a funny bar story to cadge a couple free drinks or something you tell your friends to make them laugh their asses off. In summation, YDI for seriously considering this an FML.
itsgen 16
This story isn't worthy of an FML If you want attention at least post something good enough not this stupid random shit
cmac86 23
what kind of a cult did you walk into?!