Miscellaneous: Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door,... - FML

By nicholascageonyourface - 09/06/2013 05:13 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 9 June 2013 15:54

You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!

SWC_Penguin 17

Sunday 9 June 2013 16:00

Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:27

Creepy

Turbo_Turtle 14

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:52

Someone had a sense of humor.

poisongirl708 11

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:07

Wtf?

Curlytwirly22 17

Saturday 22 February 2014 19:23

Yikes she seems like a crazy cat lady :// no offense #43

kiki_1070 22

Saturday 22 February 2014 20:26

Time to be put in the Cage.

fmlrulesBolt 14

Sunday 23 February 2014 0:08

Chinese it is hahaha

cloud1138 10

Sunday 23 February 2014 15:28

"Don't worry deary we were just watching national treasure"

rebelbelle 17

Sunday 23 February 2014 18:14

Well at least you escaped with your life OP.

KestrelGirl 15

Monday 24 February 2014 0:30

That's just... creepy.

mzgabbster 28

Monday 24 February 2014 0:55

The comic just makes this FML all the more magical. Now to go find a Nick Cage mask for my dog.

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