Miscellaneous: Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door,... - FML

By nicholascageonyourface - 09/06/2013 05:13 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 9 June 2013 15:54

You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!

SWC_Penguin 17

Sunday 9 June 2013 16:00

Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.

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Pixiemels 19

Sunday 2 March 2014 8:11

That is extremely creepy.

XCrazyMofo2010X 17

Wednesday 5 March 2014 0:48

I bet that was one hell of a party she had

_Gobber_ 6

Wednesday 5 March 2014 7:40

This is such a great idea...

missreader 14

Tuesday 25 March 2014 1:17

yikes that's weird

YoungDragon030 3

Tuesday 25 March 2014 2:17

._.

focenspeil 7

Sunday 1 June 2014 10:42

Not the bees!!!!! They were reenacting the Wicker Man.

Confidentkid 10

Monday 9 June 2014 8:03

Did you get a tip at least? :)

LetsGoTw3rk 8

Tuesday 10 June 2014 5:30

WTF

cartedor 18

Tuesday 19 August 2014 0:05

wicker man in session. do not disturb. did masked nic really order pizza?

laylaeve 9

Tuesday 26 August 2014 14:38

Wow new respect for delivery guys.

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