Miscellaneous: Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door,... - FML

By nicholascageonyourface - 09/06/2013 05:13 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 9 June 2013 15:54

You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!

SWC_Penguin 17

Sunday 9 June 2013 16:00

Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.

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perdix 29

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:03

I'm also curious how she tipped. Was she Crazy Generous (like Vonage) or did she hoard her money to spend on cat fashions?

aimeecuria 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:03

The fuq

brittyed 11

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:03

This sounds like a set-up in a horror film before the freaky sh-t starts happening.

JohnnyPhoenix31 7

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:05

Don't disgrace the one true god by spelling his name with an H in it

Steffi 26

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:07

That is just perfect XD.

MikeyScene420 17

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:12

Get the hell out of there!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:24

Ask no questions, take the money and go.

SigridAa 19

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:27

I laughed so hard!

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:49

Poor cats! At least your job isn't boring...

beneathitallxx 15

Sunday 9 June 2013 17:50

Lmfaoo scarred for life!

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