Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
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Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, I was at my usual grocery store when an elderly lady smiled at me and said, "It's so nice to see a young person not obsessed with their appearance." I was dressed in sweats, I hadn't showered, and hadn't brushed my hair. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or insulted. FML
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Dblocker 18
Yet another FML that proves old people aren't so innocent.
perdix 29
Yeah, down on your knees is nice . . . but on the other hand, if you have to reach a low spot, turn around and bend over at the waist. Your tips will go through the roof! Whatever you do, don't squat -- that's just ugly.
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Comments (103)
mwek3 11
Yellow uniform, inapropriate comments from old men... are you sure you aren't starring in an episode of 2 Broke Girls?
kalbrek009 20
That's what I was thinking...but she the hot "max" or the skanky looking other girl.
mwek3 11
no idea, but considering the pervy old men and the comments Id have to say she's Max.
onorexveritas 23
old pervy men, what can ya do?
perdix 29
#59, give in to them, because they're gonna die soon.
Cupcake040 17
I would talk to your manager about whats been going on, maybe they'll let you be more behind a counter like a cashier etc. try to truly take a more authoritative stance maybe they'll back off too.....
Xotoolyxo 16
Get a rape whistle
woolymittens 11
Hahaha suggestive cheesecake wtf :p
KiddNYC1O 20
What if you're doing a mean scrub? Face down, ass up?
outoftown 26
Hostile work environment. You should never have to put up with this shit. Document the incidents with your manager, HR. Ask them to help. If they won't, and if Australian law covers this, contact that government agency. Good luck finding your new job soon, OP.
graphicstyle7 17
On one hand, I am very sure these comments can be annoying. I was an attractive young lady once too. On the other hand... enjoy the fact that you are an attractive young lady, it does not last forever.
musicalnoodles23 5
Where do you work?!
SmosherMe 6
Your user name...