Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, during a meeting with my boss, she explained she's giving me one more chance before she has to fire me. Her reason? I accidentally ordered chicken on a salad last week for a meeting and she feels my performance has gone down the tubes. FML
Today, a customer at work pronounced the word "Asian" as "Ah-See-Awn" when ordering a salad. I wasn't allowed to say anything. FML
Today, to eat healthy, I made myself a salad for lunch. While shaking the salad container, the lid popped off, sending lettuce, cucumbers and dressing all over my cubicle. My boss walked in just in time to see me wiping vinaigrette off of my keyboard. FML
Today, we had a meeting at my job and we had to introduce new ideas to our boss. Earlier, I was talking to one of my close friends who also attended the meeting about my idea. As we start the meeting, she decides to steal my idea and take complete credit for it. My boss loves "her" idea. FML
Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML
Today, a manager was credited for coming up with a safety idea. This is the same idea I brought up weeks prior and was told it was silly by said manager. FML
Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML
Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Maybe she comes up with her best ideas when she's tossing the salad. Who are you to judge?
babyyappld 7
looks like you guys will just have to "toss the salad" on other ways to tell him
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Comments (85)
matty31 0
Lmfao. that's awesome.
gravygecko 2
That is great. You should make a sign for the meeting. SALAD TOSSING IN PROGRESS
Neylin 7
This is hilarious (: keep on tossing the salad.
MaiLBoXeD 0
in that case, i hate having to toss the salad at school
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Haha hav fun with that. Seriously, I see a new company policy in your futer :)
stubblez 0
I am so sorry... XD
ifmlftw 0
lol
HellOnWheels357 11
That is awesome.. Now you got something to brighten your day
COolErKiD1414 0
I hate to be that guy but am i the only one who doesn't know what this means???
Ryan11adidas 4
Soooo many jokes to be made! For example "Boss that salad tossing session was great!!", "I really love how you toss the salad boss!!" and "My favorite part of the work day is when we all get together and toss salads!!"