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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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By UGH - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By Conner Johnson - 28/11/2017 05:00

Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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Who are you to judge?

By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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tyranny 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:46

Old people do have a sex life too, and are usually a bit more open about it than we would like to know.

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:48

Yeah, that was kind of inappropriate for her to tell you about it, but good for her for having an exciting sex life at her age. I hope I can be that lucky..

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reetah 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:31

*shrugs* how is this an FML? old people can have fun too :P

Cluedecker 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:53

#5 what the hell is your problem??? You deserve it cuz you work at target?? Really?? You deserve it for being a woman!?!?! That's so prejudiced... And btw I like target and I too am a woman. Screw you. And to the OP, that's really gross and I feel for ya

Cluedecker 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:55

#5 what the hell is your problem??? You deserve I for working at target?? Really?? You deserve it for being a woman!?!?!?!?!? That's so prejudiced... And btw I like target and I too am a woman. Screw you.

token_blackguy 18

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:59

so how is this a fml? ydi for whining about it and being so judgmental over nothing

abyssion1337 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:00

there's no fml here, quit being such a whiny little bitch that complains over ever little trifle in your life for attention

f_u_u_f_f 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:40

It was a sarcastic post. You fail at having no ability to detect sarcasm.

mr_mister30 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:23

hmmm that was nice to hear

Shaiath 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:32

How the HELL is this a F*ck my life? Honestly, boo-hoo. If anything, it's just funny. Eugh, I really wonder how some of these get accepted to the site. Majority of the posts on this site are just teenagers bitching about how 'horrible' life is. Eugh, grow up and get over it.

kayli10bear 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:03

granny still has game i guess

Roxas_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:21

Topics like these are allowed to go through because this site is not just for things that you'd think would **** you over for the rest of your life. Topics that are about something that happened that one day and you don't see the person every again or whatever are allowed.