Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML
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Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Today, I was on a nature hike and had to use the bushes as a restroom. In doing so I stepped on an ant hill and ended up with my shorts around my ankles, dancing the Twist to fend off the ants. FML
Today, I woke up early to weird scratching and smacking noises. After gathering enough courage to check what it was, I found out it was just an ant stuck on a piece of paper. FML
Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML
Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML
Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML
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crackawithcheese 0
Man that sucks, ants are just little bastards
joanjett 0
I ******* HATE ANTS.
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Comments (139)
awh_crap 17
Ah damn... I would've jumped a mile!
OMNOMN0M 0
ants gotta look out for each other.
elmogoezRAWR 0
Aw yeah, bug-brotha pride.
mofuckaa 0
u like xbox n cars thats sickk!:)
CryMoreFMLs 15
3 comments. And one of them is a creeper comment..... Get out. Now. I'm the only creeper here!
DeLpHe3zY 7
yum
claireelopezz 3
theyr evrywere be more carefull next time
Killerturtle 11
I think it's weird that there has to be atleast two large bugs on the trampolin when i get on. I have to get them all down safely before I can bounce in peace.
elmogoezRAWR 0
I have the same problem, and they're usually spiders. Ick.
kaykay20 0
Hope they didn't decide to bite all at once after that. Fyl
mrahhhhh 21
They must have crawled up from the plANTs. Or from your pANTs. Those damned arrogANT assailANTs/combatANTs. Next time put repellANT on your skin. If you're outside near ANTs, that's a practical commandANT!
SincerelyPsych 0
What the **** were you thinking?!?!?!
xxsarahfxx 6
no. just no.
Glitterhinoceros 14
D: Bugs are scary as fuuuck bro, I feel for you.
LoveLife293 2
Ants in your pants, ants in your pants. Lookin like fool with them ants in yo' pants! (;
kyliebear 15
Aww, you hurt a family member, we're going to annoy you noe!