Weekend Plans By FML Videos - 26/10/2018 18:30 Nopenopenopenopenope. I agree, your life sucks 250 You deserved it 65 Tweet Share
Today, I was at the movie theater, and an attractive woman was working the concession stand. She was so beautiful, I accidentally tripped over my tongue and asked for cop porn instead of popcorn. I was so embarrassed that I left immediately. I don't think I'm ever going to a movie theater again. FML I agree, your life sucks 108 You deserved it 30
Today, it's my favorite grandpa's memorial. I live on a different continent and couldn't afford the flight ticket since he passed away 8 years ago, I couldn't even visit his grave, and never got to say goodbye. I miss him so much. FML I agree, your life sucks 95 You deserved it 13
Today, at my mom's house, my daughter came running up to me with some sort of love heart hair band, demanding to wear it straight away. After a solid 30 seconds trying to figure out how the band fit around a child's head it started vibrating. It was my mom's sex toy from her bedside drawer. FML I agree, your life sucks 106 You deserved it 23
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML I agree, your life sucks 867 You deserved it 148
I have found my spirit animal.
that's a really accurate representation of what is about to happen. Thank you for this!