Weekend Plans By FML Videos - 26/10/2018 18:30 Nopenopenopenopenope. I agree, your life sucks 252 You deserved it 70 Share Tweet Share
Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML I agree, your life sucks 95 410 You deserved it 5 513
Today, I was in a Zoom meeting. I usually have tape over my camera and pretend it's busted so I don't have to perform like a circus monkey, but I forgot that I'd removed it to chat with my cousin last night. I was halfway through eating a mango when my boss paused mid-speech and said, “Is now really the best time for that?” The meeting went silent. FML I agree, your life sucks 149 You deserved it 644
Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while, but I had heard she was pregnant. I rubbed her belly and asked when she was due. She slowly backed away, giving me a weird look and said, "Two months ago." FML I agree, your life sucks 37 826 You deserved it 19 766
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 169 You deserved it 6 988
Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 790 You deserved it 1 103
Today, I taught a high school class on public speaking. When I explained how important it was for a presentation to be polished and professional, one kid asked, "Is it professional for your skirt to be tucked into your underwear? I didn't know they made My Little Pony panties for adults." FML I agree, your life sucks 5 286 You deserved it 2 196
Today, I had a job interview with a world-renowned forensic psychologist, and it fits my degree perfectly. He didn't want to hire me, but he'd like me to return as a patient. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 981 You deserved it 752
Today, my office has decided to make our working from home a permanent thing for 95% of our staff so they can rent a much smaller office space. Guess who’s one of the 5% who has to drag himself out of bed, just to be a warm body at the office in case something comes up requiring a man on site… FML I agree, your life sucks 1 044 You deserved it 138
I have found my spirit animal.
that's a really accurate representation of what is about to happen. Thank you for this!