Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML
Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML
Today, I bought noise-canceling headphones because my neighbors are loud. The first night I wore them, I completely missed the sound of my smoke alarm battery dying. Instead of hearing a faint beep every minute, I woke up to six missed calls from my roommate asking why I wasn't answering. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled “Fuck you!” at me through his window. My crime? Closing my front door “too loud.” This man lets his children beat on the walls and slam doors but apparently I’m the problem. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML
Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML
Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML
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Rei_Ayanami 18
I suggest calling the police for disturbing the peace and noise pollution.
Jimster1712 0
An inconsiderate scum bucket? That otta be the bext swear wor ever invented
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Comments (90)
forbiddenz 0
Buy more alarm clocks and set them to go off hours a part after you leave. This way your neighbor will no longer want to stay up untill 4 am.
stewie13_666 0
You misspelled neighbor dumbass
CryMoreFMLs 15
Since when did a girl have the name of Stewie?
heyzus100 6
How thin are your walls? o.o
BadMeetsREvil 0
Stop right there, criminal scum!
metallicshadow 16
tell them what you told us
babygurlotofhavn 0
That's past quiet hours they could get in trouble for that. Sorry guy or girl. :)
AliCat18 12
i would take your alarm clock and hide it in a bush near their bedroom window! They started a war and you are just firing back!
smashgrab 0
File a noise complaint. I'm not sure what the noise pollution laws say in your area, but I'm sure blasting the TV at 4am isn't allowed.
BlAzEtHiS 0
If I were you I'd tell them to go **** themselves and next time their tv is up too loud call the police and report them for disturbing the peace
alanmacabre 2
Bite it, you scum.