Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
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Brannie 4
It's not like if it was gonna yell "get over here!" and spear you back to him if you tried to make a run for it.
MURIKKA 11
At least you weren't taking a shit.... That would've REALLY sucked
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Comments (167)
KURDKILL33 1
WAT SCORPION THE 1 THAT YELLS COME OVER HERE !!!! OR THE ANIMAL SCORPION
winterbee123 9
Hey, it's a good thing it was a "huge" scorpion! The bigger they are, the less poisonous. You can really learn a lot from Indiana Jones ;)
pdp_fml 21
Ever seen large centipedes like 4-6 inches long? Certain parts of Hawaii have them and they like to come into your house where we don't usually wear shoes inside the house. I have tried to kill them and they have hard exoskeletons, so you need to have something like long tongs to pick them up with. I usually try to drown them in my toilet. And they can slither very fast!
Brilliant66star 17
I've seen these in Barbados! Even at home in Canada, I still never blindly stick my foot in footwear. Hate even recalling the image of one curled up inside a shoe!
missy2420 4
Dump him eww
Brilliant66star 17
I guess from now on you'll be checking the air vents & such, knowing that you live in a scorpion-friendly climate zone. FYL.
The_F3rris 11
So you gave that scorpion an hour to possibly land on you...? Lol
pipeline101 6
I know how you feel I was in bed one night sleeping pulled the cover up over me and got stung by one I guess it was on the cover? Anyway I feel your pain no judgement haha
skynerd57 0
If its big it's safe. If it was small run like hell, cause it's poisonous as ****!
upsidedownfrownn 5
Sounds like me. Haha
angel5242 0
I would have been soo scared what color was the scorpion