Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
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Brannie 4
It's not like if it was gonna yell "get over here!" and spear you back to him if you tried to make a run for it.
MURIKKA 11
At least you weren't taking a shit.... That would've REALLY sucked
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Comments (167)
linkinpark98 24
See, this is why I keep my portal gun with me. Easy escapes, everytime.
Linkisomnivore 8
Where are you?, ******* Saudi Arabia? Lol
fatderplips 0
It says United States.
The_F3rris 11
They could be in arizona, new mexico, nevada. Whatever. Desert = scorpions. If you didnt know there were scorpions in the US then i suggest you watch something other than jersey shore on tv. Animal planet perhaps? Discovery? History channel? Something!
s0ulslack 20
wimp :p
k_ninjaa 9
yikes.
jazzmancarron 11
It's not the big ones you need to worry about, if you get stung by a small one though, you don't wanna keep that to yourself.
Ammi 7
I've been stung by a scorpion. Three times, in fact, as the darn thing got caught in my clothes. It was a little one, too. It hurt and swelled pretty bad, but I didn't have any terrible or life-threatening reaction to it. However, I can't blame you for your reaction. I am terrified of most bugs (weirdly, not scorpions, probably because I HAVE been stung) and I can't say I would have been much braver had it been a spider.
citymayer 7
Too bad scorpions aren't bugs.
bella6686 1
Wtf do u live? Lol
chefkobel 0
So you would rather stand in a room with a Dangerous bug than go to another room that doesn't have one in it ? Great logic
NothingsEasy 4
Well the weird thing with scorpions is that the smaller ones are usually much more deadly.......
violetwonder 9
Knock it down then run for your life!