Class Wars - UK Edition

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 14:01

Today, my wife blames me for our son having a “posh” accent, because she thinks he’ll be bullied at school. I’m a Yorkshireman and use “ey up”, “ow do” , “pillock” and “arse” in everyday conversation, whereas my wife was raised in Oxford, I doubt I’m the one making our son sound posh. FML
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Is it just me? I'm imagining a kid in a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches, smoking a pipe and hurling Elizabethan insults at other children. "Ye eater of foul meats!" Anyone with me?

Ambrily 27

If you get called a fascist a lot, maybe there's something wrong with the way you express your opinions.

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bloopaloop 27

It’s called Freudian projection. In the US it’s like someone hating you and calling you fascist for not thinking exactly like them.

Ambrily 27

If you get called a fascist a lot, maybe there's something wrong with the way you express your opinions.

bloopaloop 27

That’s the thing about fascists. If you DONT express an opinion, they do that.

ojoRojo 27

Orrrr it has nothing to do with that. At all.

Is it just me? I'm imagining a kid in a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches, smoking a pipe and hurling Elizabethan insults at other children. "Ye eater of foul meats!" Anyone with me?

Bollocks. You’re taking the piss.