Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
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Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 5 month-old nephew, who hasn't pooped in two days according to his mom. Well, he pooped. I accidentally stuck my finger in it. While I was wiping my finger off, he rolled over and peed on my new carpet. I rolled him over to clean the pee and he opened fire and pooped again. FML
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML
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xMrAndyTranx 4
You got double teamed
GodBarack 5
Shit happens.
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Comments (85)
GodBarack 5
Shit happens.
ayamefan13 16
Literally.
Giorgio272 2
yikes sounds like they execuded the plan perfect. enjoy your fecial matter on your face.
Eddie_Paints 0
YDI,for taking your eyes off your subject!
Hanban 0
Just think of it as mud baths.
kikiface 1
how old are these kids? i can't remember any point in my childhood where i enjoyed touching poop, let alone throwing it at people
BobTheSnail 0
agreed o.O How old r u?
cryst_fml 0
yea i totally agree. i never had an inclination to go anywhere near it too!
BikerMike 0
you should have rubbed his face in the shit
CYNNER 0
#25 he's not a dog. i say quit complaining. you're the one who decided to baby sit and it could have been worse as far as where he could have gone
kikiface 1
i've been babysitting since i was in middle school and i've never once had poop thrown at me. stop trying to act like it's part of the job description or something
music_METAL 0
WHAT?!? that kid sure as hell didn't learn that from Dora the explorer. makes you wonder what Disney channel is up too....
denbeste 3
YDI for not throwing poop first.
baby_gurly 0
how was the experience?
denbeste 3
YDI for not throwing poop first.