Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML
Today, I walked in on the 13 year-old boy I babysit masturbating while sniffing my jacket. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
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Snafuusmc 12
Like a boss.
Feklfekl2222 32
How did that not wake you? Also isn't twelve a little old to lay down in someone's lap (except parents)?
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Comments (277)
birdman4377 8
Go little boy. He's smart
erkasaurusrexx 0
These "He's learned well", "Like a boss!" and "Starting early!" comments are really disturbing. How is sexual assault okay or funny in the least bit? And it's not "just a joke" so don't try and justify it that way, it's just outright obnoxious. And just because he's twelve doesn't mean it's justifiable either.
drrumbe02 3
Smart kid
HopeLoveMusic 0
Beat that a**! Unless he's a weirdo tht would like tht.
PRD 0
Wooooow that is a little young there n how old are you?
lovepandorasaver 11
You know that story is being told to all his classmates. You will probably get blown up with new job offers lol
ddjohnson99 1
Lololololololololololol. Lil mans a boss!
VasiMae 0
How do you not feel him taking off you shirt?! Unless you wanted something to happen so you did it yourself...
Eclectic87 1
What would happen if the genders were reversed and it was a guy waking up to a 12 year old girl tugging away?
swdsc 2
I have done that before!!!