Animals: Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML

By slugitha - 16/03/2016 10:23 - United States

Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML

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Today, I woke up to a huge, disgusting bug next to my bed. As I tried to squish it, it suddenly flew off at high speed. Now I'm lying in bed, awake and terrified because I can hear it buzzing around but can't see it anywhere. FML

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By GnarCarBar - 12/09/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

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By jaqlove - 02/07/2016 20:28 - United States - Clementon

Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML

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By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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jlang917 14

Wednesday 16 March 2016 17:28

In a slimy situation OP?

holly_fly 34

Wednesday 16 March 2016 17:27

I'm so sorry. But hey, at least you don't have a cat that tried to attack it while on your back or something right? Just take a nice long shower. :)

Comments

SuckerPunched44 12

Wednesday 16 March 2016 23:07

The Yeerks are here

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 16 March 2016 23:33

Slugs to be you.

SSJ4Asterisk 5

Thursday 17 March 2016 0:23

Change your name to Tarzan and enjoy your oneness with nature!

muarif 19

Thursday 17 March 2016 0:42

So...did you eat it?

jbivens1992 17

Thursday 17 March 2016 2:03

*squeals like a little girl* Oh my gosh thats terrible! FYL indeed!

Mightytall 35

Thursday 17 March 2016 6:58

In Asia they pay good money for a slug facial. They're supposed to do a lot for moisturizing and removing dead skin.

cooer 10

Thursday 17 March 2016 17:15

sounds hot (sarcasm)

Angelkisses130 26

Saturday 19 March 2016 4:13

Better a slug than a spider to centipede

joshuahatch 5

Sunday 20 March 2016 2:24

Cool that's a slippery situation OP

pancakessdsjsn 17

Wednesday 23 March 2016 8:56

Oh hell no

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