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My neck , my back . Lick my....ok I'm done . Slug life .
I heard slugs are good for your skin. Your back is probably glowing!
Denile-land?
Probably the internet. Slug slime helps skin.
I was going to say the same thing. Don't people pay good money for slug treatment - skin stuff?
Oh no. Did you figure out where it came from by the trail of goo on you?
Better a slug than a spider. Or a house centipede. I've woken up to a house centipede crawling around in my bed more than once. I find them much creepier than spiders. Now feel itchy and like they are crawling all over me. Excuse while I go get naked and scratch my entire body....
They're just so ******* creepy with their scuttling-indoor- living -ways I never thought I could be more scared of a bug than spiders. When I moved, I discovered just how wrong I was. I sincerely hope it doesn't happen to you again. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy!
awww man brings back memories in Florida when it's a surprise guess who game of what you will find in your bed.
Where do you live?!!!
I gotta try this on my wife. I can't get her to wake up sometimes.
Well time to wash your back. With acid.
Poor slug. Hope your not salty OP.
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In a slimy situation OP?
I'm so sorry. But hey, at least you don't have a cat that tried to attack it while on your back or something right? Just take a nice long shower. :)