By slugitha - 16/03/2016 10:23 - United States

Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 432
You deserved it 1 857

Same thing different taste

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I'm so sorry. But hey, at least you don't have a cat that tried to attack it while on your back or something right? Just take a nice long shower. :)

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My neck , my back . Lick my....ok I'm done . Slug life .

I heard slugs are good for your skin. Your back is probably glowing!

browniesareluv 9

lol where in the world you hear that???

Probably the internet. Slug slime helps skin.

I was going to say the same thing. Don't people pay good money for slug treatment - skin stuff?

Oh no. Did you figure out where it came from by the trail of goo on you?

Better a slug than a spider. Or a house centipede. I've woken up to a house centipede crawling around in my bed more than once. I find them much creepier than spiders. Now feel itchy and like they are crawling all over me. Excuse while I go get naked and scratch my entire body....

browniesareluv 9

so have I bout the centipede, had no idea they were house ones. I was l like wtf. Glad it only happened once, that's all I can handle.

They're just so ******* creepy with their scuttling-indoor- living -ways I never thought I could be more scared of a bug than spiders. When I moved, I discovered just how wrong I was. I sincerely hope it doesn't happen to you again. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy!

Mathalamus 24

jesus. talk about terrifying.

awww man brings back memories in Florida when it's a surprise guess who game of what you will find in your bed.

browniesareluv 9

******* ewwww, I'll remember that when I'm dreaming of their weather

I gotta try this on my wife. I can't get her to wake up sometimes.

Well time to wash your back. With acid.