Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I was singing in my dorm. When I left a little later, a cute guy came up to me and asked if I was the girl who'd been singing. I proudly said yes. He replied, "Good thing you finally shut the fuck up!" and walked away. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
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Top comments
_GoodGuy 11
You liked it didn't you, don't lie ;)
emeraldisle 30
Looks like you've got a secret admirer.
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Comments (136)
zeuslovesyaoi 17
Sshhh shhh just let it happen
munro627 12
That really isn't an FML.
PrettyInScarlett 9
Boring!!
mattlw 25
I'm going to come clean OP. It was me.
amandalillian 27
I'd consider that a win if i were you
Thatmascot 7
You deserve it for being so sexy ;)
bjdog98 9
Not much of an "FML" to me. Sounds more like a funny situation.
TheCutestLizard 28
Do you think it's possible that you misheard whatever was said?
misspennycakes 7
A mascot said your name this isn't a FML this is a YDI for having no sense of humour. I'd hate to think how you would actually react if something bad really happened
The_Thinker 18
Speaking of reactions...
CrazyManNo9 29
Youz take my breath away baby.
NurseJonathan 9
Are you sure it's not just the suit?