Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
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Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, the self-checkout machine at the grocery store kept yelling, “PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA” while I frantically tried to scan everything. An employee came over and said a bit too loudly, “Ma’am, you have to scan the condoms before bagging them.” Of course there were people around to giggle. FML
Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML
Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML
Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
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ByronJess 17
Well if you didn't have a pack of Q-tips for your ears, then he was most definitely wrong.
ahhdorablepeach 0
Awkward...
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Comments (277)
jenny123321 0
He ratched!
SpottedZebra42 14
We have the Pentagon's top cryptologists working 24/7 trying to figure out what the **** you just said.
zombiejombie 0
Go to YouTube and search "she ratched". Then you will understand how this comment is supposed to be funny.
SliceOfCake 9
On dha real doe, he so ratched lyk shiid ! my life would be complete if I never saw a comment like that again.
FmlmissybossFml 0
Aha lol you saw that video??! She ratchet!!
MissMae93 23
Just watched a small portion of the video. You know, I never thought I'd find anyone dumber than the cast of Jersey Shore, but I've just been proved wrong.
KickItHigh 32
I actually spit out my water. XD
IloveDrive_A 3
nobody cares.
Mariebaz 11
Obviously you cared enough to comment, dear.
The_Hitdude 12
Well that was a dick move. He's probably one of those idiots that cracks a crude joke and thinks nothing of it.
GogoTheGreat 12
That's epic!
The_Hitdude 12
If you consider being a dick and putting someone's business out in public epic, then yes. Great logic there.
GogoTheGreat 12
I just happen to have an actual sense of humor.
The_Hitdude 12
If he was her husband and he cracked a joke about it at home, then fine. But it was in the middle of a supermarket, and OP clearly says "loudly". So, according to your logic, OP doesn't have a sense of humor either, right? Because obviously if she found it funny this wouldn't be an FML. Still loving your logic.
The_Hitdude 12
If he was her husband and he cracked a joke about it at home, then fine. But it was in the middle of a supermarket, and OP clearly says "loudly". So, according to your logic, OP doesn't have a sense of humor either, right? Because obviously if she found it funny this wouldn't be an FML. Still loving your logic.
GogoTheGreat 12
It has nothing to do with logic it's all about how you choose to see it. You can choose to let it embarass you or you can laugh it off and feel much better about it. So yea, I do have a great sense of humor.
XRaYKaT 3
You can't fault the man for stating the obvious.
PristinecrazyD 0
Lol this is pretty funny. But theres no need to take offense. Im sure he meant it as a harmless joke
nanny1010 12
I'm sorry, but I think this is funny! People these days are too serious and don't know how to take a joke. I'm sure he was just playing around, you should have just laughed and thrown a witty remark back at him. I'm pretty sure your life will go on.
oneFUCKINword 8
That's hilarious!!! That guy deserves a high 5.
mollysticks 10
That's actually pretty funny.
immaMonsta 8
That's really embarrassing! FYL OP.