Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section....

By Nikse - 29/07/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2016 06:34

Today, I was talking to my mother when we both heard a continuous buzzing noise. Unable to locate the source of the noise we gave up. About an hour later, my mother yells down the stairs to me. Turns out my dog stole my vibrator, chewed it and presented it to my mother. FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 12:00

Today, I handed my mother-in-law my phone to see the toy that I was going to get for my nephew. While she had the phone, it swiped away to my last search of… vibrators and sex toys. I have no idea if she saw it before she handed me my phone back, saying, "It went away." FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 20:00

Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2015 07:01 - United States

Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

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BobNietzsche 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 16:07

"Only if you share, honey."

saailaway 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 16:07

"facial care" isle huh? :P

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aziatic 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 16:16

Wow, i wish we could Boo FMLs - you yelled "vibrator thing" in a store - who cares??!! FMLS don't all have to be THAT serious but come on. I'm guessing you're a teenager, and therefore I lack the sympathy i would for someone who exists in the real world...sorry

Munkee 6

Thursday 30 July 2009 22:26

I hate it when people get all anal about which post is 'FML-Worthy' and which ones aren't. When I read, I just scroll down the page, laugh at the ones that are funny and ignore the ones that aren't. And they /are/ supposed to be funny, in case you didn't know. They don't have to be a life changing experience to be posted here. You must have a lot of time on your hands to scrutinize and evaluate every FML like that.

dragonstrike94 8

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:11

Haha you said anal

poopymonsters 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 16:18

noone ansar ask!

Jake_Dude 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 16:27

Tbh that isnt a FML/FYL thats not even embarrassing. It would be more embarrassing if you shouted "Hey mum can I get this anti pubic hair itching gel" even then it still wouldnt be that embarrassing.