Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
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Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some friends. During the movie, I really needed to pee but didn’t want to disturb anyone. So, I waited and waited. Finally, I couldn’t hold it anymore and bolted to the bathroom… only to get locked out of the theater in the process. The staff had to escort me back in during the end credits. FML
Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my date's popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
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YaLuckyGal 0
did you pee on them?
ArtIsResistance7 1
Movie theater floors are full of surprises! Isn't it 'aisle'? Otherwise I don't know what kind of movie theaters they have in Cali :P
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Comments (60)
HappyPickles 11
I'm not sure how I'd respond to having a cute young lady land in my lap during a movie. In general, having it "rain women" (or in this case a woman) in reality would be just too good to be true. And given the quality of your typical Hollywood movie, she wouldn't even have to be cute ... did you have a cuddle with the people you had just used as a cushion? Of course, if the movie was really intense, I probably wouldn't want an unexpected visit - no matter how cute she was (you did say you were cute, didn't you? :o)
luvtolaugh 0
a little clutzy are we?
GhettoMaverick 0
this isn't an FML situation. if u had fallen on the people and then pissed on them that would b a FML situation.
CheeryJoker 0
Today right before I was going to make a move on my girlfriend at the movies some crazy person fell on me and ruined the moment
immabitch 0
LMAO ROTFL SMH LMAO
mrmaks18 7
could have been worse you could have fallen over them and carried on falling over the other rows falling through the screen at the bottom peeing all over ending up in hospital with casts and that would have ruined a perfectly good movie
lollollolOMFG 0
lolz how did you fall? or what di u trip over the carpet.
DieSynn 0
LOLZ
maybaybe 0
Haha, you'll never see those people again anyway.
Federgirl 19
LoL