THAT, m'dear, is when you stand up and drive her teeth down her throat. Not really an FML. Just an ignorant bitch in a movie theatre. Sadly, there are too many of those around :

i guess its sorta a FML cause your such a pussy you cant stand up for yourself

actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.

i know exactly how you feel! i've been in that same position!

i know exactly how you feel! i went and saw the harry potter movie with my friends and none of us had seen/read harry potter in a while so we were really confused the whole movie so we were talking to each other asking what's happening?? then these bitches in front of us turn around and start yelling at us and they wouldn't shut up. then like ten minutes later one of them gets up and sits behind us to talk on her phone! then in the bathroom i heard her say she was bout to turn around and slap a bitch.

I hope you punched the **** in the throat.

that's a time to show her how strong your pimp hand is

You should have told her to shut up first, or reported her to one of the theaters employees. At least talked about the person very loud so she could hear you badmouthing her. And workstupid it doesn't really matter if you haven't read the book since nothing like it. They changed a lot, cut a lot out, and added a lot in. You would have been confused anyway. But you still shouldn't have been talking and neither should the other person.

also the bitch went with her sister and her sister's boyfriend.. awkward! and it was like 90 outside and they were wearing sweat suits

You should have been like "YOU shut the **** up bitch" or go get her kicked out by the employee's