Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML
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Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
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Top comments
cfojo 19
Hopefully your father defended you OP. That's pretty indecent of that man to say that about you.
Bloodcalibur 13
That must have been quite the adventure itself.
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Comments (51)
DevilsMetsGiants 30
And your dad didn't beat him to a pulp?
Pike313 14
I hope your father bitchslapped him.
LeavenSilva 27
I'm not sure why some people think it's ok to say those kinds of things to complete strangers in public....
jakeiw732 5
if I was your dad I would of punched the guy in the forhead!
Wakachulak 22
A 200 pound guy was once dumb enough to punch me in the forehead. He broke two bones in his fist, I walked away without even a bruise. Forehead is the hardest part of the skull BTW.
shmoooopie 29
Also it's "would've or would have" not "would of"
igg125 30
I see he likes to live dangerously
worldclassrager 41
You should carry your dad's shot gun to avoid any issues
Etweens96 25
All I can say is is that guy is not to smart. Sorry you went through that OP, hope your dad defended you
alex_gen 39
Sure the ride to the hospital was an adventure too.
ILikeKoalas 24
I hope your dad kicked his ass.
FusionPlacebo 26
Gross. Hopefully your Dad said something. Maybe that would embarrass the harasser and make him back the **** off. Sorry OP.