Today, I was at the market when a guy started telling the man I was with how "curly-haired women are an adventure," saying what he would do to a woman like me. He was talking to my father. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
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Top comments
cfojo 19
Hopefully your father defended you OP. That's pretty indecent of that man to say that about you.
Bloodcalibur 13
That must have been quite the adventure itself.
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Comments (51)
tanziir1 14
Not so much of an adventure when u get face punched in
mzshannababy 16
how many thumbs up can this comment get?
pl0xs3rver 45
None
random_man1999 11
Is he dead yet
savemeSheehan 8
hope your dad punched him
Ipshy 7
tell me he went home with a nose bleed!
missambitious 21
Today, a repair man came to our house. First the guy, who's 25yrs younger than her tried flirting with her and hitting on her (knowing full well that she's married). Then when he found out I was her daughter, he started hitting on me and talking about how he has a BMW. Seriously?
sulvan182 15
Should have slapped him for that. ?
drtoboggan 11
Please tell me your dad knocked that ******** out.
rinzlerkitty94 31
My father would have murdered him.
trumpet27 1
take that as a compliment