Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
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Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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lmmmr 0
That's because you are clearly a bad person.
misssweetie 0
Grow up.
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Comments (829)
Shlizabeth 0
Lmao, good job.
CharlotteRx 4
you should never yell at your mom! she was taking you shopping and you screamed at her. You are so ungrateful!
Bright_Lights 14
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How is that being ungrateful? She probably didn't even ask to be taken shopping, and even if she did, who cares? If her mum is pissing her off, she has every right to yell at her. I hate people like you who just jump on the 'ungrateful!' bandwagon any chance you get.
jc10x 8
832, no screaming at someone who is buying you things is being ungrateful. You're just being an idiot. And who screams at their parents anyway? Your parents obviously did not discipline you if you think that is your "right". Fool.
Superman_Geek15 6
#832 I dislike people like you that think its ok to disrespect your parents I don't care how mad you are or if your mom is pissing you off you do NOT yell/disrespect them I how don't know how you are raised but I'm raised by if I so as raude my voice my mom will backslap me so dast I want have time to blink! Anyway she is an ungrateful brat SDI!
falleninlove21 0
you deserved that one for screaming and yelling at your mom in public. even if she is pissing you off, you wait till you're in private to get into it
StitchnLilo 24
When my mom pisses me off in public I try to calmly say something or have an attitude. At the house...I won't scream but I will yell if she's truly pissing me off for being unfair or something
pphoebe 0
I would've clapped.
tonyfan00 38
Ditto. I might add that you hit more stairs when falling down the up escalator. EXTREME KARMA!
NELU_fml 0
U make people very uncomfortable in public place. And whatever happened with "Honor your father and mother."
softbonez 0
Although, I don't think you deserved it; karma's a bitch.
spillproof 0
Thats what you get for yelling at your mom. I'd clap too. Just wait till you have kids.
SoFreshAndYetDep 0
No! Don't ever say or think that again! We cannot let her breed!
spazmatic 0
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Katzilla_dances 0
Maybe you should take that as a hint and grow the **** up. What are you, two years old?
Lolitajv 0
It's one thing to have your voice heard, it's another to be childish. YDI.