Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML
Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML
Today, I went to the library to study an upcoming exam. I sat in a quiet corner and was feeling focused. Suddenly, I sneezed so loudly that the entire library went silent. I could feel the stares of every student on me as I tried to pretend I didn’t just disrupt the entire study session. FML
Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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Top comments
alley_cat_118 0
Isn't that a good thing? I mean-- if you can make someone laugh, you can make them do anything, right? Funny women are a rarity, and you farting while looking sexy is hilarious.
cooterpunch 0
That's when you turn to him, a swoosh of hair covering one eye, and say "If you like that, there's more where it came from," turn on your heels and do a sexy saunter out of the library.
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Comments (35)
Misohorny 0
Stop eating beans
Heatstreak 0
lol hold it next time GG
earwig12 1
Shoulda asked him out right then.
cooterpunch 0
That's when you turn to him, a swoosh of hair covering one eye, and say "If you like that, there's more where it came from," turn on your heels and do a sexy saunter out of the library.
Shallow_Padentic 0
This was absolutely hilarious. The comments just add to the hilariousness of the whole thing hahahaha
musicguyguy 2
Break the ice :)
happygoluckyhh 0
'Your body' as you put it, did not just let it out. There is something called self control. Hold it in and then fart when you get back to your seat. Common sense isn't brain surgery.
heymanwasup 0
dad how did u meet mom? she walked by and farted... dad ur sick and so is mom
princesskitten 0
Maybe she couldn't hold it in, happygoluckyhh. Don't be a jerk. "Common sense isn't brain surgery"? Lol, I've never heard that one before.
deadpoetic333 0
Lay off the anal, you seem really loose in that area if your body just 'decides' to slip a loud one out.