Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I decided to be nice and do the laundry for the whole family. Apparently, all the guys in the family have skid marks on both the back AND THE FRONT of their underwear. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, someone left a lipstick in a public laundry machine of our student dormitory. Then, an hour ago, when I put my laundry in it (including my underwear), I didn't notice. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
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tsim_fml 0
you brought it on yourself
jizzwold 21
So then you two had sex right?
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Comments (115)
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Skid-marks aren't Sexy! YDI!
psycho9631 1
um....no shit?
Torva_fml 16
Who are you to say they aren't sexy?! I find a lack of ass-wiping to be very attractive.
XxAqwa13xX 6
That's nasty wtf?! How old are you? Either you shit your pants or you sharted...either way is gross!
Ergayles 9
Or op just didn't wipe properly.
luccmon 6
Proper wiping and proper introduction can easily fix this. Also try to keep the shitty underpants tucked away until the coast is clear, poopoo pants
Stormdriven37 6
You know, they invented this thing called toilet paper. Give it a try, eh?
popcynical 4
Did she have a fecal fettish?
juicycutora 0
Ewwwwwwww not cool
IndigoAcrylic 9
Ooh I like pugs ;0 ! nice pic ^_^
DocBastard 40
Next time wear pants to the laundromat. Nowhere does OP mention the shit stains were in the laundry basket!
KiddNYC1O 22
Also, that he ***** himself at the sight of attractive girls.
sinogle 1
I think you are a vainglorious Jew.
afulks78 11
Shitty...
dadof2 4
was it to far of a reach to wipe that extra time? or mabe your friend gave you a weggie, or you sharded any way put it thats gross
jk4life 1
Dude Wipe your ass man for the love of god wipe your ass!!!!