Health: Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me,...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML

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By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML

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By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2013 16:51 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2016 22:28 - United States - Columbus

Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML

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By whitecollar - 05/12/2012 02:43 - United Kingdom - Scarborough

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

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Mumble mumble

By Jess - 27/10/2015 20:16

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML

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Gushing

By NotCream - 04/10/2025 15:00

Today, I've been having persistent fungal infections and was getting treated by a male gynecologist. I had to go in to give vaginal swab tests. I washed and cleaned before I left, but when I got on the doctor's table I already had so much discharge. The doctor asked, "Is it the medicine?" I had to say no. FML

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By loveless - 18/10/2009 10:30 - Australia

Today, I realised that the last three people to see my intimate parts these last weeks were my beautician, my doctor and the lady who did my check up ultra sound. Oh, and I'm married. FML

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By WTFFAIL - 03/12/2012 05:06 - Canada - Montreal

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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Small talk fail

By notapervert - 28/02/2013 07:57 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML

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UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 21:28

"No, 'lefty' doesn't count. If you ever do, use a condom."

Zynris 10

Saturday 24 August 2013 6:32

Judging by your comment and profile picture, I am just going to assume you are white trash.

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Atashi_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 22:35

#95 doesn't get it either. And doesn't most of the population **********?

killa_chris 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:33

lmfaoo at #25

giffinator 0

Monday 13 April 2009 0:34

lol #30 and all these comments

jwise97 2

Monday 13 April 2009 21:23

haha nearly as good as my response to that question.. "are you offering?" my doc is a woman (and a pretty one at that).

babyitsfact 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:34

lol @ #30. i think you deserved it. think first. talk later. but don't think too long or your doctor'll think you're thinking up a lie.

ivan0072 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:45

Ummm wow ydi!

happygoluckyhh 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 3:50

Your such a ******* idiot! No wonder your not getting any!

xxxemily 2

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:28

wow you guys are mean. you act like you've never said anything stupid in your life.

benners 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 6:05

nooooo dumbshit with him!!!!

briiana012 3

Sunday 6 June 2010 14:33

lmao thats really funny

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