Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a routine check-up. The vet asked if my cat was stressed at all, so I confidently replied, "No, he's a pretty chill little dude." That's when my cat decided to hiss and spit his way to the top of the shelves on the other side of the examination room. He's not as chill as I thought. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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Top comments
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Your doctor never gives cats? I would switch doctors. I have a whole litter after my last check up! :D
honeymoonroyale 20
Lol his fault for not being specific. I would've said the same thing if I were allergic, too.
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Comments (102)
LifeFailure 16
Not your problem if the doctor didn't specify medicine allergies, you answered the question legitimately.
ShakeDisPlace 10
I wish my doctor would give pussy.
Martinez0285 28
I have done the same thing many times .. always got the weird look when I said cats as well
Ziggy122 15
It's alright, I got the weird look from my doctor at my last physical when I said "cats". I guess they mean medicines when they ask about allergies.
mimi809o 21
He should've specified what kind of allergies he was referring to
giraffelovergirl 19
He asked, you answered. My doctors really nice and funny though
judea95 16
That is one sassy doctor
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Be careful. Cats are sneaky. They just love to get into your medication. Though if they turn into a pill form you can put a drop of water to see if the pill is a secret cat.
Jared900DUmpling 30
Well it's a good thing you're allergic to crabs, cause you wouldn't want your doctor giving you those.
lysx84 24
Swing and a miss.
TheLawOfSod 4
He should have been more specific... also it could have been related to the checkup!