Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a routine check-up. The vet asked if my cat was stressed at all, so I confidently replied, "No, he's a pretty chill little dude." That's when my cat decided to hiss and spit his way to the top of the shelves on the other side of the examination room. He's not as chill as I thought. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
Your doctor never gives cats? I would switch doctors. I have a whole litter after my last check up! :D
honeymoonroyale 20
Lol his fault for not being specific. I would've said the same thing if I were allergic, too.
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Comments (102)
JesseAttack 21
Better answer now and be a bit shy then having to explain later on after a reaction that you were allergic to cats! :p
jnaust 8
FYL OP. He didn't ask if you were allergic anything medical. So cats is a reasonable answer. When I broke my leg they asked the same thing and had a big laugh when I said corn. The nurse even put a wrist band on my saying "CORN". So you can imagine how pissed off I was when the first meal they gave me after 24 hours was corn flakes.
tehdarkness 21
What a douche!
myfriendkelexis 4
this is so something I would do. hahaha
ifavela89 13
lol think he meant liquids latex things of that sort its ok it happens
kaylasometimes 4
not as bad as the one where she told the doctor she did anal!
llaurenllovolld 1
I don't see how this is an FML.. all you did was say your allergic to cats.. .
jsc9306 14
Awesome response! Lol :)
drayloon 50
Well i guess you aint getting any pussy then
cblock94 7
Am I the only one who thinks this isn't a real FML? Okay, so you were being generic when your doctor asked for something specific. Big deal, this happens to everybody.