Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML
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katt_is_here 24
Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.
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l_ 19
Best. Job. Ever.
THE_A_TEEN 28
"sir stop hitting that justin bieber wig with that pimp cane" "this bitch owes me money, shut up"
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arealwarrior 0
Ok look I just wanted to express my sincerest apologies for hitting the wig I had a minor flashback of a mob of screaming 11-16 year old girls / sissy boys
nrod2425_fml 5
MLIA not fml xD
Enslaved 38
You should have grabbed a light saber and said: Me plus you, (I'ma tell you one time) And...I would like to personally thank Canada for JB. I know you're all laughing, sending us your plague!
neonberries 15
That's just funny, why is it on FML?
onorexveritas 24
I feel bad for anyone who can say "bieber is my bitch!"
Anubyte 0
Well damn, Bieber hair is SCARY!
brianjman14 23
He should start shooting the wig with the pimp cane instead.
JinxosGirl87 0
Little do you know, the wig came to life and tried to jump on the customer's head, forcing them to walk around with a horrid hairstyle. The customer had no choice but to take action against it before it attacked.
dexter341 0
Why does this sound like some weird porno
Sienna420 4
Shoulda took the pimp cane and been like "Let me show you how it's done". and whack the guy in the face. Of course that's only for if he doesn't stop.